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True. You CANT outwork ME......

Meanwhile: highlarious truth.

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We're trying to get on your level!

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Many try.......Also, more of these type-a-pieces that take on the Idiosyncrasies of Pop Culture, mayne. I C U got Jacking Jokes.

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Excellent ass description. The ending surprised me but only because I forgot, for a brief moment, that you wrote it.

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I wrote the whole thing just so I could have a reason to describe a muscular ass.

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Worthwhile endeavor. Thank you.

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Holy fuck, the funny thing is I'm pretty sure the guy in that photo is someone I follow on IG and he's ripped as fuck (or someone who looks very much like him.) And it's true, beware the old timers in the gym.

This is top grade satire. I fucking smirked, I laughed, I fuckin' loved it.

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Damn dude, you can write. RARRRR.

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