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𝐃𝐮𝐕𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐗's avatar

True. You CANT outwork ME......

Meanwhile: highlarious truth.

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Ray Downs's avatar

We're trying to get on your level!

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𝐃𝐮𝐕𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐗's avatar

Many try.......Also, more of these type-a-pieces that take on the Idiosyncrasies of Pop Culture, mayne. I C U got Jacking Jokes.

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iL.'s avatar

Hilarious. Funnily enough I’ve seen a few guys like this at the gym. Best not to tempt the resting beasts. Great story

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Jeanne S's avatar

Excellent ass description. The ending surprised me but only because I forgot, for a brief moment, that you wrote it.

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Ray Downs's avatar

I wrote the whole thing just so I could have a reason to describe a muscular ass.

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Jeanne S's avatar

Worthwhile endeavor. Thank you.

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Emil Ottoman's avatar

Holy fuck, the funny thing is I'm pretty sure the guy in that photo is someone I follow on IG and he's ripped as fuck (or someone who looks very much like him.) And it's true, beware the old timers in the gym.

This is top grade satire. I fucking smirked, I laughed, I fuckin' loved it.

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Miles Madron's avatar

Damn dude, you can write. RARRRR.

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