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Going to assume this is the first mention of Garland in this history of substack.

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If it is, at least it's accurate. You from the area?

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Yup. Lived in Dallas for 13 years now. Plotting my escape though. I’ve had enough of Texas.

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I was there a few years in my teens and bounced. Still have lots of people there, tho, so visit often. I used to hate it but now don’t mind it, actually. There are a few benefits. Probably wouldn’t live there again, though.

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The ending is fucking brilliant

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Thank you - was worried it was coming too far out of left field but also wanted it to.

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Well, I know how to get out of the parking ticket I just got....

Seriously thought--this was such a fun read. I particularly was struck by "To see someone wield such power over an institution that he felt was indomitable was the closest to a spiritual experience he had ever had."

Power and spirituality mingling together will stick with me

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Thanks for reading, Will!

And yes, they are the best way to get out of a parking ticket and many more of life's inconveniences.

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How fun!

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I’ll be damned, you did it and it worked. As Vanya Bagaev says, “ beams of appreciation”.

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I still have that aliens story in the works, too. So you're basically inspiring half my stories.

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Dude, this is a super fun story haha. Thanks for sharing

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I need to step up my game. 😂

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