Holy shit! Did you see that dude smack the fuck out of that guy? Daaaaaaaamn, bro. Dude just wopped him upside the head! Shit - I gotta record this. Where’s my phone?
Got it. Here we go. Come on, little dude. Don’t let that motherfucker smack you like that. Do something. My battery is low, too, so hurry up. Uh-oh. UH-OH! There he goes. THERE HE GOES! Little dude has some skill. Look at him bobbing and weaving. Got speed, too. Just no accuracy. Stop hitting the air, bro. Big dude’s head is thataway, dawg. Ooooooh! Little dude just rocked that big motherfucker! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! Look at him stumbling. Legs are weak, dawg! Check out his legs. Wobbly as fuck. He’s about to fall! Little dude smelling blood. Bout to go in for the kill! I gotta zoom in for this. Wait, that’s too much. Yo, I need the new iPhone. Camera on it is dope. OH, DAMN! Big dude with the comeback! You see him slap the shit out of little dude? He said he’s done playing games! Smacked that fool like he owes him money. YOOO! Smacked him again! Damn. Little dude is mad, look at him, hahaha. Oh, shit. Look at those moves. Slow down, bro! You’re messing up my shot, hahaha. Look at this dude go, though. Definitely had some real training. Looking like Mayweather out there, dawg. Just got no power. Big dude just weathering the storm, waiting for his chance. Watch. Watch him. He’s coming. He’s coming, heeeeeee - BOOM! OH! OH! Got him! Little dude got knocked the fuck out! Oh shit! Worldstar as fuck! Knocked out cold! Lying there asleep! Oh shit! Wait a second. See that car? Somebody’s coming. Lemme zoom in on the car, see who’s in there. Nah, I don’t know ‘em. But damn, it’s full of motherfuckers. Gotta be eight or nine in there. They got a whole ass cavalry in there. Clown car shit, bro, look at that. How’d they fit everyone in there? Look, big dude just saw them. Oh, damn, he’s running! Shit, why you trying to mess up my video like that, dawg? But they going after him! Got him! Those two dudes right there are fast as fuck. They stomping on big dude! He’s down! He’s down! Now here comes the rest. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, TEN motherfuckers! Oh they are fucking big dude up! Damn, head kick. Another head kick. He's gonna feel that tomorrow, for real! Ooooh, this video is gonna go so viral, bro. Yo, they’re picking big dude up! Look, it takes five of them to lift that big ass motherfucker. Ahahaha. Where they taking him? In the car? Nah, hold up. Let me zoom in a little bit. Yo, they’re putting him in front of the car. What? Hold up. They’re putting his head in front of the tire? Nah, they ain’t that crazy. Bro, that’s what they’re doing. Now they’re getting in the car! Nah, bro, they’re not gonna do it. BRO, THEY’RE GONNA DO IT! Oooooooooh SHIT! That motherfucker’s head popped like a watermelon, bro! POP! Oh, shit! Oh my god! Shit said POP! What the fuuuuuuck. Oh damn! Oh my fucking god, that shit was crazy.
Bro, this video is gonna go viral as fuck.
That. Was. Funny on a whole new level! Even as old as I am, I can just hear the guy with the phone talking. Spot. On.