Vaping at Planet Fitness

A poem about America's gym

We all want to look good and be healthy

Most of us don’t have money

Equinox is for those with stocks

And so we go to Planet Fitness

The gym with a million treadmills

Even though everyone wants to do lift drills

Squats for fake asses to please the masses

It’s why we go to Planet Fitness

Here we don’t clean the equipment after each use

If you do, you look obtuse

Gym etiquette? Forget about it

That’s how we do it at Planet Fitness

The sign says ‘No Judgment Zone’

So suck on your vape, you’re not alone

In between squatting two-six, get your nicotine fix

We vape at Planet Fitness

Complain about strawberry scent in the air?

You don’t pay enough for anyone to care, Karen

It’s ten bucks a month, don’t be a cunt

Welcome to Planet Fitness